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Re: I have taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send money.
de Frank Bohan 04/25/2006 01:56
"Sweet Andy" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:e2jk92$1reu$1@zook.lafn.org...
> Frank, you have some of the wittiest sig lines I've ever seen, but then
> I've not been around much.
>
> --
> SweetAndyLicious
>
>>>>email: sweetandylicious@cox.net
>
Thank you. Here are some that are waiting to go on the list:
¶ Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
¶ Has bellringing lost its appeal?
¶ Home is where the 127.0.0.1 is.
¶ I love mankind. It's the people I can't stand.
¶ If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.
¶ Music expresses that which cannot be said and that on which we cannot be
silent
¶ Never trust a skinny cook!
¶ Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
¶ Our wishes lengthen as our sun declines.
¶ Philately Will Get You Nowhere
¶ Predicting is difficult, especially the future
¶ Shoes! Buy One, Get One Free!
¶ Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
¶ Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once .
¶ Talent means to have faith in yourself, in your own strength.
¶ The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
¶ There are rhythms in the world waiting for words to be written to them."
¶ When drinking to forget please pay in advance
¶ When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
¶ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
¶ You can be whatever you are. You are whatever you dream
¶ You never see a headline "Psychic Wins Lottery".
¶ A well informed man is one who shares your views
¶ Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
¶ As a general rule, one should never generalize.
¶ Avoid alliteration. Always.
¶ Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
¶ Be more or less specific.
¶ Contractions aren't necessary (except in pregnancy)
¶ Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
¶ Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
¶ Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
¶ Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
¶ I love fools' experiments; I am always making them -- Charles Darwin
¶ If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
¶ If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
¶ It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
¶ Loosing your temper doesn't get rid of it.
¶ Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
¶ Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
¶ Snakes & Adders -- board game for pessimists
¶ The wildest speculations of today may be the facts of tomorrow
¶ Who needs rhetorical questions?
¶ Computers are like bikinis -- they save people a lot of guesswork.
¶ To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
¶ Who cares how it works, just as long as it gives the right
¶ Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
¶ People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care
¶ A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought
¶ Ask not the Usenet for counsel, for they will answer 'yes' and 'no' and
'read the FAQ'
¶ Does a female archer have many beaux to her string?
¶ Does a good archer understand arrow dynamics?
¶ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
¶ If capitation is a head tax, why isn't decapitation a tax cut?
¶ If you are on the cutting edge, you are holding the knife the wrong way
¶ There are three things I always forget. Names, faces, and I've forgotten
the third
¶ When encryption is outlawed, AQFT 1ADL FKIV 4IBF F9YK SR3R QEGT HLBA Q7AB
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Frank Bohan